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ALIVE SALES PAGES
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This may briefly annoy you a little!
and, if so…you’ll feel better iN a few moments.
pinky promise!
I don’t labor over sales pages.
They aren’t hard for me.
I spend very little time writing them.
And not because I have some impressive education backing me.
I don’t write my sales pages.
My sales pages write me!
Meaning…the essence of the offer MOVES me.
My hands are what a faucet is to water.
The aliveness is felt through me and then through you…
Putting us both into motion.
I was trying to explain this to a client the other day, and I said, “Wait, let me just show you…”
I showed her how I do this, and it was like the energy in me began working its way through her, and what came next was PURE FUCKING MAGIC.
Her sales page moved me to tears. She helps women who have to co-parent after coming out of domestic abuse.
Her copy made me feel STRONG, and that’s what her clients are craving. To lean on someone else’s strength for a second because they are holding up SO much on their own.
A POTENT sales page — starts transforming the perfect customer before they even hit “buy now”. The offer, on the other side, isn’t the beginning of a transformation but a continuation.
ALIVE //
ALIVE //
NO ONE THINKS ABOUT
SALES PAGES LIKE I DO!
Every one of my sales pages has their own:
✔ ESSENCE
✔ ALIVENESS
✔ SIGNATURE ENERGY
One sales page may saunter sensually, leaving your hips swaying for the rest of the day whether you did business with me or not.
Another may boldly command crowds to unite humans into their power.
One may melt the stress and shame that someone’s been shouldering for decades, leaving them walking with ease and elegance.
Sales pages have body parts and energy that help them stand on their own and sing like a siren to your “Perfect 10” customer.
In ALIVE SALES PAGES
YOU’LL GET
ACCESS TO:
ALIVE SALES PAGES MASTERCLASS
I break down three completely different high-performing sales pages and tell you EXACTLY why each one of them works. These sales pages have collectively made me $717,808.97 (and counting ☝️).
***DELIVERED INSTANTLY VIA PRIVATE PODCAST FEED***
SALES PAGE
CREATION CHECKLIST
This workbook helps you not forget a single body part that allows your sales page to saunter into the hearts of your ideal client so they whisper under their breath, “This. Fuck. Finally. This is what I’ve been searching for!”
NO ONE THINKS ABOUT
SALES PAGES LIKE I DO!
The 3 sales pages we’ll review have collectively made me $717,808.97
(and counting ☝️).
The Pleasure Model = $135,926.48 | KN/OWN: $67,278.53 | WAP: $514,603.96
My sales pages magnetize and serve a diverse group:
✔ From Stay-at-home Moms
✔ To Nurses
✔ To 8-Figure Business Owners
I frequently hear:
“I didn’t even read it. I couldn’t find the purchase button fast enough.”
-OR-
“I just knew.”
Why is it that my sales pages can evoke such energy in someone’s body that they can’t scroll down to the purchase button fast enough?
The energy drags them like an excited child trying to show you something MAGICAL in the garden. “Come see! LOOK WHAT I FOUND FOR YOU!”
My sales pages have an aliveness of their own!
Yours will, too.
See you in there, boo!
MEET ANDREA CROWDER
What would your life, business, relationships & health look like if you were - wait for it - untriggerable?! 🤯Andrea’s here to f*ck around and find out 💋
The former stripper & single teen mom now runs a 7-figure coaching business & leads a Pleasure Over Pressure™ movement of over 37K #unruleyentrepreneurs on Instagram.
Featured on Entrepreneur.com, Andrea’s clients call her “human Xanax without the side effects” & “a literal business genius”.
Andrea is certified in Rapid Resolution Therapy & specializes in nervous system regulation, subconscious reprogramming, & spiritual entrepreneur-friendly business strategy.
When she’s not celebrating her latest 6-figure month, you can find her traveling the world, giggling hysterically over dirty jokes with her team, or savoring a cool glass of Cab on the Florida coast at sunset.